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| A Destroyed Past: Ch 1. |
[Jul. 11th, 2005|10:17 pm] |
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Once in awile somthing happens.... Do you know what that it? Well allow me to explain. Somtimes things beyond our control occur that can be fatal to someone. Or can't be fatal to someone. It's funny because doctors find it amussing to play with that word. Fatal... Ha!... Does anyone get it yet? Hmm. No. Ok then I'll continue. Let us say for the sake of argument that I fall and scrape my knee. Now let us say the man walking next to me falls and breaks his leg. What was the difference? How come The man was hurt and I was not? Now your starting to understand arent you. It has been a while now, but I know it is still my fault. I had my chance and I let it slide threw my fingers to the cold ground..What is this. A tear. You have to be kidding me. A tear. Bodies are weak. they don't obey like they should. No matter how hard you tell them to do somthing they always find a way to break through. A tear. My body insults me with this tear. This simple beautiful tear. I do not cry.
15 years Before
A young man walks down the street. Who's that. That would be me. Whats up. I walk down the street. Its gorgous covered with people and carts filled with food ranging from the smallest grape to the largest melon. The smell of cooked bread fills my nostrils and make me turn my head. "Hello Mr.", a young girl calls from bellow me. She is about 7 and the cutest thing in the world. I can't help but let out a small laugh as she gives a small curtsie. "Hello young ladie what is your name?", I ask leaning to her height. "I'm Noel", she said jumping up. "Well it's nice to meet you Noel", I said. I gave her a small coin and began to walk off but found I couldn't due to the child's amall hands on my tunic. I turn. " Is there somthing you need Noel?", I asked a bit curious. "Mr. Whats your name?" Noel asked. I gave a huge smile and replied,"I Honestly don't know." She gigled a bit. "How don't you know?" Why didn't I know? "Mr." Noel said pulling on me. I looked down again. "Are you going to make the bad people go away?", She asked. "I wish I could sweetie". With that I walked away leaving her a bit confused. I continued walking for a day and soon I reached the exit of the city. I almost wished It was possible to stay, but there was nothing I could do. With that I walked out of the city. My home.
Present Time
Now I'll bet some of you are wondering why I don't know my name. Well allow me to awnser your question. I don't know. But I do know that I am dead to the world.
15 Years Before
I continued to walk out the city when i was stopped by a man on a horse a few miles into the desert. " Excuse me sir may I pass?" I asked. He shook his head. "Why may I ask is that?". "Because by the order of Our Leader and yours the place is to be destroyed. Instintally I remembered the child and yelled," ARE TOU INSANE THERE ARE INISINT PEOPLE IN THERE!" " Not my problem", the man said getting off his steed. "I WONT LET YOU!", I yelled slamming my fist into his face. he looked astonished. " You sir have amazing potential!, I mean that almost hurt me. You are coming to work for our leader. Just let me take care of this.", He finished. "I WOULD NE/" I was cut off as he knocked me unconcious. I woke a bit later tied up on the mans horse galloping away. "What happened" I asked The man pointed behind me and i saw the city burning to the ground. Instintally tears poured out of my eyeys and i screamed as loud as I could.
Present
I now am forced to work under the ruler. I have no emotions cares or worries. I am a trained murderer. As to the fatal Talk from before. That refures to the way I am ordered to destroy. Without reason. Mr. are you gonna make the bad people go away? I wish I could sweetie. I wish... I will make the bad peole go away. I promise. |
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[Jun. 25th, 2005|10:17 pm] |
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Sorry if i let anyone down for the car wash thing. Talk to you all later. |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2005|03:31 pm] |
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Hey this ones short. hey joe i wanted to tell you about some stuff. so give me a ring. I love women.... Pancakes..... Gosh darn it Stop with the pancakes comment Phsyco Garrett. |
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[Jun. 18th, 2005|09:08 pm] |
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Hey Everyone! I haven't Written my head story in a while and guess what! Im not going to today. Today My Post will be writtten by everyones favorite guy Seductive Garrett! (Smiles and all the girls faint)
Hello! Hello. Welcome everone to Todays post with Seductive Garrett. Thats me if you didn't know. (Winks) He's sooooooooooo suave. Yells joe fainting like a girl. Now today I'd like to Talk about an Important subject. Me. I mean why am i so atractive? How about you young lady tell us your name and tell us why you think I am so atractive. (Girl stands) High my name is Pamela. Um i think your atractive because of your great smile. (Johnny stands up) He does have a great smile. (Sudddenly Sean and Adam Bust in) There he is. How may I help you gentelman Garrett asks. You tell him Adam i'm too Mad to Talk. Ok. Me and my friend Sean were wondering if you could help us be suave. I mean look at us we are pathetic next to you. PANCAKES!!! I'm sorry Sean and Adam but you could never be as cool and suave as Seductive Garrett. He's right Adam Lets Go. (they walk out sad) Ok And now for the last part of the post where we read a letter from Fans everywhere.
Dear Seductive Garrett,
You are so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so 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Will you go out with me?
Love,
(any and all girls joe wa ever atracted to)
That was wierd. O and I'm sorry (any and all girls joe wa ever atracted to) But i am way to good to be tied down by one woman. Ok that concludes our post Until Next time "You obviously love me , but you have no chance". Goodnight.
CREDITS
Written by Seductive Garrett
That random Pancake comment by Phsyco Garrett
Music by Mime Garrett
Letter by who cares
Gay jokes provided by Lets make fun of Joe Barbie
Aperances by Adam and Sean
This show provided by Garrett |
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[Jun. 13th, 2005|03:36 pm] |
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Ok so today I won't due a Garrett's Head Story But i Will Do A soy Sauce Enjoy.
Ok so Yesterday I was eating some tofu because i couldn't afford my daily Curry bread. (sigh) Ok so have you eever noticed how Adam Thinks He is sooooooooooooo Hot. I mean this is Him.. "I am Adam i have a cat".. That is Just like him I swear> Don't act like its not funny johney Because i know about your secret life as a Jedi. O and last week the Angels beat the Cats.... SOY SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok so the story of Bummy the Hat goes Like This. Bummy Went To Japan and let $ Nuclear Warheads Blow Up Then he came home and died of food poisining. Poor Poor Jeff The Shoe lace... OK Back to The Story Sean was eating raw cake and/!/!/!/!/ JOE LIKES TO KISS SAMMY!!!!!! O wow how did that get out... SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUCCEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! OK now i was blowing up The womens rights building and i lost my shoe. So i flew to Canada and ate it. Ok hopw about this one. CRACK O JACK! sjgvgsdfhgsagifgioshgusfguasidfuiagiuhgiugiuhsgilgaglgsgaaugluhgugilugsuiasgsjoelikesjohneyshatugwe. Crum Sandwiches. Do you think With the power of ZOLtron and The Power Rangers I could EAt Raw Monkey.... The world may never no wich is more than i can say forr sean. Such a silly catholic man Right Garrett. Evil Garrett: I don't think Sean Is Catholic.......... O.......soy.....sauce......Johney And The guy on the oATMEAL BOX SITTINING IN A TREE. k...I...S.??..O/??/P...........oK SO BACK TO THE STORY I BLEW UP CANADA SO NOW WOMEN HAVE NO rIgHTS!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Garrett Yells. JO and about what joe Said About leaving his House because he threw a packet of Soy Sauce Out That Is a blatent lie. The Truth Is Joe Was Making Out with Sammy and i was soooo disgusted i had to leave. I mean eewwwwwwww! She is gross looking. Thats almost as bad as Johney's Banana Jacket. Or Adam's short man Complex, Or Seans hate for everything , but his Girlfriend. Seductive Garrett: Dude Thats Not Cool. Just Because you dont Understand the love That To Peo?>!?>/.!1 sORRY ABOUT THAT HE'S AN IDIOT. oK SOY Sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Insult Of The Day: YOU DANG POTSTICKER FROM HECK!!!!!!!
ByE Everyone. Love Garrett
P.S. In case You Didn't Know. Sammy is Joes Dog... Ya Its Gross.
JOE I JUST COPIED YOUR USER PIC AHHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!! |
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[May. 26th, 2005|09:58 pm] |
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Ok so i haven't posted so today I will skip the soy sauce. i know it hurts but personally i dont care. Joe soon you will owe me money. Emily um... hi whats up. Johney god bless and Sean...... I really dony have much to say. "Dont Lie",yells Evil Garrett. What do you mean. "You know you wana say that Sean is A pathetic Puppy being dragged everywhere by his girlfriend"!!Says Evil Garrett. _ _ Sean he's lying.
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Anime Garrett: FOOLs I am all powerfull the wind bows before me as does all buetfull women!!!!
Seductive Garrett: You wish buddy.
Anime Garrett: No it's true all hot women are mine.
Evil Garrett: (holding flamethrower) Then where do the ugly and or fat chicks go?
Anime Garrett: Joe...
Joe: (still in cage) Johney they're on to us!!
Johney: aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Anime Garrett: it means nothing take this!! (Anime Garrett makes a sword apear out of nowhere and is about to stab Evil Garrett) Now Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( he charges and thrusts his sword but another jumps in the way sacraficing himself.)
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! PHSYCO GARRETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phsyco Garrett: (blleeding on the ground) It's ok... Mommy says i get to see old yeller soon...
Evil Garrett: Nooooooooooooooooooo don't die. Without you Garrett willl have no sense of humor!!!
Phsyco Garrett: Do not be afraid for I...... AM........ ONION......(hand falls down limp)
Evil Garrett: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! (crying horrible)
Joe: i love him!!!!! (crying)
Johney: (moves to the end of cage) I wish stinco Man was here..
Anime Garrett: What a fooll!!!!!! hahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!
(suddenly Black Garrett drives by in a car really fast firing a gun at Anime Garrett. But to na avail)
Black Garrett: Drive by foo. Drive By!!! (Drives off)
Anime Garrett: Now i think it is time you die Joe..
A voice: I dont think so!!!! (A laser shoots from the darkness knocking anime Garrett Down)
Anime Garrett: WHO DARES!!!!!
Voice: I do.
Anime Garrett: AND YOU ARE!!!
Voice: I am the real Garrett's alter ego.
Anime Garrett: AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME!!!!!
Voice: Call me .............
(to be continued...............)
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Anime Garrett:I said What's your name!!!!!
Evil Garrett: Holy Crack......
Anime Garrett: WHAT!!!
Voice: You dont Get it do you? (laughs)
Joe: (wets Himself at the same time as Johney) I am completely....
Johnny:..........Terrified....
Black Garrett: AWww Heck Naw.I need My Crew!!!!!(drives off)
Seductive Garrett: hello old Friend.
Voice: Whats up S.G.
Anime Garrett: ENOUGH WHO ARE YOU!!!!! TELL ME OR DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Voice: So does someone whant to tell him?
Evil Garrett: This is Blix Blixus... He is the Real Garrett's Alter ego.
Seductive Garrett: He has beaten up Joe so many times he has lost count.. He Gets more girls than me... And he is Evil.
Anime Garrett: O ya KKAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Blix:(puts up hand and the attack Fizzles Out) Futile..
Anime Garrett:IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!
Blix:Yor Reign ends here. (Draws sword)
Anime Garrett: I do not agree. (Draws Sword)
Joe: The urine is starting to make me smell...
Johnny:(smoking) Here have some of my Drugs, Liquer and Coffe.
Evil Garrett: Aren'y you a Mormon?
Johney: Yes. so?
Evil Garrett: I thought you could only eat Melons and drink Pancake batter.
Johnny: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!(throws down booze and drugs and downs 57 melons)
Joe: The Pee has now entered my Whitey....
Johnny:.....Tighties.
Seductive Garrett: I thought we said to stop finishing each Others sentences!!!
Joe and Johnny: Sorry..
( Blix Charged towards Anime GArrett as Anime GArrett charged at him and..............)
TO BE CONTINUED..............
WOW.. my head hasn't felt this bad since Anime Garrett said Sean is a love sick Puppy dog... O wait that was me..
Insult Of the Day: Joe you REformed peice of linen why don't you go wash your Undies!!! You wouldn't wan't them to stay yellow forever!!!
Joe: a little Harsh Buddy. Dont you think?
Evil Garrett: No.........
JOhnny: (frantically eating Melons) Must Consume MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!! |
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[May. 25th, 2005|09:10 pm] |
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[May. 15th, 2005|08:55 pm] |
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You are a Vampire.
What legend are you? Take the Legendary Being Quiz by Paradox
I so need a drink... Ok i'm sorry but there will not be any story in garrett's head today because im all star wars pumped. this means im afraid that if i write it the thing will end with anime garrett and darth vader decapatating johney and blowing joe up. i mean i even baught a light sabor from kb toys.... i know im sick... O even though i am not writting a story about my head i'll still write a soy sauce.... Here we go.
Ok so yesterday i was at this crowedededeeed thingy and i saw this guy who was like PANCE O RAMA!!!!!! I knerw what he ment. who cares. johney I have made a change to youyr character so now Mr. Bravo will be Thor wearing jors whitey tighty's. Don't deny it joe. O and joe I think that if you are yugi i am joey ok. lets practidce. GIVE THE PANTALONES WHAT THEY WAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY CRACK DARTH VADOR DOESN'T PAINT HIS TOE NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jOHNEY WE HAVE A CLASS7 NAIL EMERGANCY... tHEDSHOIFSDUIOUGHDUGOGPHGUDGISFUSU,GU PANTS [APDJVFSDIUGHWER8YTG08EYHGYGYGHHYGHHGFIUHFGH1111111!!!!!!! SSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAUICCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!... SOY SAUCE.... JOHNEY WHERES SOCKS FROM HIDMKDNFHFBFSBSAUB MOMMY!!!! o and emily if you read this god save the queen..... That reminds me what the heck do british royalty do anyway.
British Garrett: I resent that
Nowone cares...... but seriously it's like. Look at me I'm all British and royal and stuf..NAANANANAn. I am a nazi... i sweaqr thats waht the british are like. turtles fly into california in aq record low.... News said hat but my theory is if Chile isnb't in Santiago who can you trust!!!! !todays soy sAUCE!!!! Brought to you by the I am sad because i think Joe's dog is going to die... Insult of the day: You hypocritical Fudge pants!!!!! |
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